The second season of HBO’s Game of Thrones ended in grand fashion this past Sunday, which means we now have to wait over 300 days for new episodes of the addictive fantasy series (long sigh).  HBO feels your pain, and they’re giving fans the chance to at least wait comfortably for the next season in a life size replica of the Iron Throne.  That’s right, you can do your best impression of that little shit Joffrey by sitting in your very own Iron Throne and barking orders/aiming crossbows at your significant other.  Unfortunately, the throne comes with a hefty price: the replica costs a whopping $30,000 with a $1,800 shipping charge.  That said, your ability to boast “The king can do as he likes” over and over again comes free. Hit the jump to check out images and specs for the Iron Throne. Here’s the throne, via HBO: Here are the specs: The Game of Thrones Iron Throne is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. This custom chair is designed to mimic the seat of kings in the Seven Kingdoms.

On the show, the Iron Throne was constructed by Aegon I Targaryen, the first king of the Seven Kingdoms. He made it from the swords surrendered by his enemies. Legend has it, it’s made of a thousand swords that took 59 days to hammer out into a throne. Spikes and jagged edges in every direction make this one very intimidating lounge. Our version is constructed of hand-finished, hand-painted fiberglass and fire-proof resin that’s been twisted and turned to re-create the Game of Thrones design. Now’s your chance to own this very special custom-made piece of furniture that, by all appearances, is more closely related to art. Extra large in size, it measures over 7′ in height, close to 6′ in depth and 5.5′ in width. Calling it “impressive” is an understatement. Dimensions: Height: 7’2″, Depth: 5’11”, Width: 5’5″ Made Of: Hand finished, hand painted fiberglass throne. On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a ferv ent Song of Ice and Fire fan who yearns to fulfill an elaborate sexual fantasy based around your Iron Throne replica.

Well, at least until you post a public Craigslist ad saying as much. The Seven Kingdoms were abuzz yesterday when a sexually-charged, Game of Thrones-referencing personal ad began circulating around the Internet. The listing, originally posted on New Orleans’s Casual Encounters Craigslist board, was supposedly written by a 25-year-old woman who’s looking for a “Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets” to get bizzay in costume with her. It’s such a poetic masterpiece that you might as well just read the entire thing: I am an avid fan of George R. R. Martin’s series Game of Thrones (both the books and the show). I have recently purchased a replica of the Iron Throne as seen in the television show, and need a partner to play out an elaborate fanatsy [sic]. In my fantasy, I am Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, and Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne and the Seven Kingdoms. After crossing the Narrow Sea and defeating the forces of Westeros, it is within my power and right to slay all of those who betrayed my family and denied me my rightful place for so many years.

The most vile enemies of house Targaryen, House Stark and House Baratheon must pay the highest price. All of those who fought against the Mother of Dragons are slain — all except one. table and chair rentals ctWhen I come to Robb Stark, out [sic] eyes lock and something moves inside of me. big joe chair is flatI realize I need to have him, want him, and I can tell he is thinking the same. baby bouncy chair ukI order my guards to throw him in the dungeon and later that night, I have him brought to me, in the throne room. egg swing chair for saleThere, on the Iron Throne I’ve so recently won, I make wild and passionate love with him, repeatedly.elegant chair covers buffalo ny

Please only respond to this post if you look like Robb Stark! I would appreciate pictures, but please, no names. dining chair covers curved backIn order to stay as true to the fantasy as possible, I ONLY want you to refer to yourself as Robb Stark. table and chair cover rentals in chicagoYou will need to provide your own clothing. bloom baby chair second handPlease keep in mind that you will have recently participated in a battle and been thrown in a dungeon, so you will not be wearing your nicest furs.rolling chair buy online india I’m looking for a Stark in the streets but a wildling in the sheets. Upon reading this, our first reaction wasn’t shock or awe — it was curiosity about the poster’s Iron Throne replica.

Could she possibly have purchased the $30,000, 350-lb model available via HBO’s website — the one that went on sale last year and has inspired hilarious customer reviews from the likes of “Aerys Targaryen” (“The traitors want my city … but I’ll give them naught but ashes. Let Robert be king over charred bones and cooked meat”) and “Hodor” (“Hodor… Well… no. “The life-size Iron Throne replica was offered as a fun option for high-end collectors,” a representative from HBO Corporate Affairs told EW today. “We’ve had multiple inquiries about purchasing one but haven’t sold any yet.” So fear not, potential Daenerys sex partners: You won’t be defiling a piece of furniture worth as much as a 2013 Chevy Malibu. This does, however, prompt the question of which Iron Throne replica the Craigslist poster has procured. She couldn’t mean this 7-inch-high model, right? Follow Hillary on Twitter ‘Game of Thrones’: Theon’s back! The inside story of his return