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SEE ALSO: Watching drunk Irish people struggle to assemble IKEA furniture is as fun as you'd expect Image: facebook, ikea norge Just in case you don't read Norwegian, according to The Daily Dot , Jørstad wrote that he placed the plastic chair inside his shower. bean bag chair reviews canadaWhile sitting and washing himself during a steamy cleanse, he noticed he accidentally got stuck.crazy creek chair uk "Sitting there and noticing the accident, I bent down to see what the f*ck happened, I realized the little nutter has got stuck," Jørstad wrote.baby bean bag chair in canada Apparently the hot water caused his nether regions (which he delightfully refers to as the "skipper and two boatmen") to expand. "The water turned cold by itself.

So I started freezing. The water got cold. Even more cold than my mother-in-law’s smile when I married her daughter," said Jørstad. So, Jørstad's "boatmen" eventually returned to their normal size. Image: FACEBOOK, IKEA NORGE Ikea Norway responded on Facebook, "Hey Claus. We recommend that you take the stool out of the shower...if you choose to keep it in the shower, make sure you are well dressed for your next sea excursion." The retailer also suggested taking the stool out of the shower and using it to hold a nice flower pot. Jørstad decided to try out keeping a towel on the chair, aptly named the "weinermonkey," to prevent any mishaps in the future. Jørstad now keeps the Marius stool elsewhere in the house. Instead of asking for a refund, Jørstad simply asked Ikea if the chair came in yellow. Thanks Netflix 🖍: @dennie.bright A photo posted by Mashable Watercooler (@watercooler) on Jun 23, 2016 at 8:10am PDTSwedish furniture megastore Ikea has come under fire from a customer for a rather peculiar reason.

Norwegian Claus Jørstad wrote a lengthy message on the company’s regional Facebook page claiming he got his testicles stuck in the holes on one of their chairs. Jørstad, 45, said he placed the stool in his shower to give him some respite during his daily cleaning routine and was soaping up when he noticed one of his plums had become lodged in one of the openings on the seat. “Sitting there and noticing the accident, I bent down to see what the fuck happened, I realised the little nutter has got stuck,” he wrote on Facebook. But the turmoil didn’t end there. Due to the sensitive nature of the trapped appendage, and the rising temperature causing his testicle to swell, Jørstad soon found himself unable to free his bits from the chair. Naked, trapped, and out of ideas, the worried Norwegian was probably moments away from some ‘127 Hours’ style escape when the water turned cold by itself and luckily reduced the size of his “skipper and two sailors,” as he calls them.

The shift in temperature allowed Jørstad to free himself and his little sailors live to see another day. The fine people of Ikea Norway suggested he wear suitable attire for his next trip to the improvised sit-down shower, but he had other ideas on how to make the stool testicle-safe. In case you’re wondering, he calls it the “weinermonkey.”STRIPES ON TOUR - see where we are out and about this Summer    US/AUS sites Just arrived - See what's NEW IN The Stripes Company incorporating Deckchairstripes are 'The Stripe Fabric Specialists'. Our striped fabrics bring joy and life to any surroundings together with carefully chosen lifestyle accessories for your Home, Garden & the Beach together with made to measure Striped Blinds Striped Fabrics for Curtains, Upholstery Pom Pom Fringes & Haberdashery Deckchair Canvas 45 cm Replacement Directors Chair Covers Beach & Holiday Accessories Sunshelter Awnings with Frame Large Check Gingham Fabric